I’m Jess, I rather live life as a cat.

But in all seriousness.

As you can see my name is Jess…

I’m really just some awkward lesbian who rather hide at school or at home than anything. Who loves being a fat kid, and rather eat a dozen doughnuts. I major in Graphic Design, and run my own side show with design also. I like to think that I am really cool and have great music taste… If you have an appreciation for The Unicorns, be my friend. 

Anyways,

I’m extremely obsessed with my dog

I believe I’m Bobby Hill

I make really horrible art

I don’t eat animals 

I love Helvetica

I smoke a lot

And I tend to sound like a pretentious asshole hipster who mated with Art School Owl…

Really I just suck at writing about myself. 

I swear I’m not THAT bad.