romanisreloaded: so i’ve come to the conclusion that i should never pause a nicki minaj video
Trending now: Eating people.
britneys-unicorn: partouse: Starships I have never been more terrified in my life
idiotvegans: too indie 4 school too indie 4 life
ec5ta5y: edm-trancestep: yepperoni: if u guys dont kno about this show its a game show where people have to do things in complete darkness oOo my GAWD phUCK d4t $h1T!! CANNOT STOP LAUGHING AHHAHA
Your sleepy voice makes my heart melt…
i’m a dj– every fucking teenage boy (via commanderinqueef)
iweardiamondsforbreakfast: i miss flip phones because at the end of a conversation u could dramatically close them like what can i do with my iphone throw it against the wall/nearest Filipino
homosaurus-rex: It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
vulpvibe: buttcheeks party grandma
killself: visiting Yahoo Answers instead of a doctor
pizzaforpresident: So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….