WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE LONGHORN STEAKHOUSE BLOG??!?!
COME ON YOU GUYS THIS IS GOLD
IT’S FULL OF STEAK PUNS
you guISE
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MEAT PUNS. SEXUAL MEAT PUNS COME ON.
THEY ARE SASSY
not all the time tho, but it’s still cute
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS???
shut the fuck up
June 2013
But I will never know who you are…
So tonight I went to get some yogurt, and I was just standing there looking at yogurt for like 15 minutes. Like yogurt has changed and there are too many funky things going on with it, like all I wanted was like straight up cherry yogurt man. I don’t want no greek, I don’t want no crunchy things or candy to mix in, I don’t want anything for my digestion health, I just want some regular yogurt.

DO YOU MEAN IT :’)
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i can’t believe paris hilton is 46 years old
I might be sad, but the boys played a hell of a game
The B’s give me multiple heart attacks. I’m too young for that.
This game is so intense and stressful
cool kid problem #38: having to stop in the middle of sex because you remembered a really funny meme and can’t stop laughing
i actually died when i was 3 and that inspired me to audition for the voice
88th:
is there proof of anyone winning a tumblr giveaway ever







